[Event Post]

[daredevildame]

::So you're downtown. Probably in the shopping areas. This is a girl in a ridiculous coat, a sun hat, and glasses with a nose and mustache. She's clearly avoiding someone and yet looking for something.

Go harass her.::

Comments

[daredevildame]

::Whaps at you with suddenly appearing magic sword.:: ndnlgsdgkllkj!

[beastkingnaoma]

He manuevers behind her, holding the hat over her

"APOLOGIZE."

[daredevildame]

Screw you, you useless ape! Your fists can't even do anything! ::Flail::

[beastkingnaoma]

"Apologize, I can do anything!"

[daredevildame]

I've seen you try to do "anything", and you proved you were useless!

[beastkingnaoma]

"When. When was this."

[daredevildame]

Can't say, 'cuz your useless anyways! ::Slaps you with the sheathed sword.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"Tell me or I'll have to do something mean."

[daredevildame]

It's between me and the Devil herself. ::Tries to scramble away.::

[beastkingnaoma]

He grabs her ankle as she flees and holds her up.

"Explain, now, or I'm going to go buy a giant glass dome."

[daredevildame]

I can't do that.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Why not."

[daredevildame]

I can't say! I'm legally obligated not to say!

[beastkingnaoma]

"Lies."

Shake shake.

[daredevildame]

I. Can't. Say. ;^;

[beastkingnaoma]

"Tell me and I can help you."

[daredevildame]

No you can't! You're useless!

[beastkingnaoma]

"I am not!"

[daredevildame]

Yes you are!

[beastkingnaoma]

"I AM NOT."

Shake shake shake.

[daredevildame]

And I don't believe you! ::Smack smack smack::

[beastkingnaoma]

"Well try me then you goddamn spoiled bubble chested mushhead!"

[daredevildame]

... If I tried to explain, you wouldn't remember me ever existing. OKAY!?

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Who do I need to beat up."

[daredevildame]

I told you, you can't beat them up!