[Event Post]

[daredevildame]

::So you're downtown. Probably in the shopping areas. This is a girl in a ridiculous coat, a sun hat, and glasses with a nose and mustache. She's clearly avoiding someone and yet looking for something.

Go harass her.::

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

Someone is yanking the hat over your eyes and glasses Onee.

"'EY, 'OOKS LIKE WE GOT 'IM, NOW WA' SHOULD WE DO WIT 'EM?"

That's a really awful gangster voice.

[daredevildame]

::Screams hysterically.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"I GUESS WE'LL SEND 'ER OFF WIT DA REST OF DA GIR nah I'm fucking with ya."

He lets go of her.

[daredevildame]

DON'T DO THAT, YOU HUMONGOUS ASS.

[beastkingnaoma]

"It's funny. So who are you hiding from?"

[daredevildame]

No it isn't! And I'm hiding from noone! I just don't want to be hounded by reporters!

[beastkingnaoma]

"Uh huh."

He yanks the hat over her head again.

"Who are you hiding from."

[daredevildame]

Reporters and spying eyes! OKAY!? ::Screeches and claws like Shian or a girl.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"Who really."

He keeps it over her head.

[daredevildame]

NO ONE.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Really."

shake shake head

[daredevildame]

Really!

::She's either telling the truth or terribly afraid.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"You know, if someone was after you, I'd help you, even if you are an annoying twit with fake tits."

Shake shake.

[daredevildame]

There's noone after me -- Stop shaking me -- but thanks for mentioning that.

::Growls::

[beastkingnaoma]

He lightly pushes her away.

"Well. Fine."

[daredevildame]

So why do you assume I must be in trouble!?

[beastkingnaoma]

"You're disguised like an idiot."

[daredevildame]

SOOO!? ::Flails, looking like a dumbfuck.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"I don't think reporters are after you."

[daredevildame]

... Even if I wanted your help, what could you do? Punch things?

[beastkingnaoma]

"I can do a lot of stuff!"

He holds her down with a single finger on her forehead.

[daredevildame]

... So you're useless.

[beastkingnaoma]

He presses harder.

"No. Wrong again."

[daredevildame]

::Flails::

Brute strength is useless!

[beastkingnaoma]

"I have more than that, twit!"