[Event Post]

[daredevildame]

::So you're downtown. Probably in the shopping areas. This is a girl in a ridiculous coat, a sun hat, and glasses with a nose and mustache. She's clearly avoiding someone and yet looking for something.

Go harass her.::

Comments

[daredevildame]

So why do you assume I must be in trouble!?

[beastkingnaoma]

"You're disguised like an idiot."

[daredevildame]

SOOO!? ::Flails, looking like a dumbfuck.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"I don't think reporters are after you."

[daredevildame]

... Even if I wanted your help, what could you do? Punch things?

[beastkingnaoma]

"I can do a lot of stuff!"

He holds her down with a single finger on her forehead.

[daredevildame]

... So you're useless.

[beastkingnaoma]

He presses harder.

"No. Wrong again."

[daredevildame]

::Flails::

Brute strength is useless!

[beastkingnaoma]

"I have more than that, twit!"

[daredevildame]

Like what!?

[beastkingnaoma]

"Math."

[daredevildame]

... You can do math? ::Starts laughing at you like a shrill harpy.::

[beastkingnaoma]

He stares.

Then yanks her hat over her head again.

"I AM FAIRLY SMART YOU KNOW. YES I CAN DO MATH. ALSO I CAN SEE MATH."

[daredevildame]

::Whaps at you with suddenly appearing magic sword.:: ndnlgsdgkllkj!

[beastkingnaoma]

He manuevers behind her, holding the hat over her

"APOLOGIZE."

[daredevildame]

Screw you, you useless ape! Your fists can't even do anything! ::Flail::

[beastkingnaoma]

"Apologize, I can do anything!"

[daredevildame]

I've seen you try to do "anything", and you proved you were useless!

[beastkingnaoma]

"When. When was this."

[daredevildame]

Can't say, 'cuz your useless anyways! ::Slaps you with the sheathed sword.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"Tell me or I'll have to do something mean."

[daredevildame]

It's between me and the Devil herself. ::Tries to scramble away.::

[beastkingnaoma]

He grabs her ankle as she flees and holds her up.

"Explain, now, or I'm going to go buy a giant glass dome."

[daredevildame]

I can't do that.