[Event Post]

[daredevildame]

::So you're downtown. Probably in the shopping areas. This is a girl in a ridiculous coat, a sun hat, and glasses with a nose and mustache. She's clearly avoiding someone and yet looking for something.

Go harass her.::

Comments

[daredevildame]

Reporters and spying eyes! OKAY!? ::Screeches and claws like Shian or a girl.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"Who really."

He keeps it over her head.

[daredevildame]

NO ONE.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Really."

shake shake head

[daredevildame]

Really!

::She's either telling the truth or terribly afraid.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"You know, if someone was after you, I'd help you, even if you are an annoying twit with fake tits."

Shake shake.

[daredevildame]

There's noone after me -- Stop shaking me -- but thanks for mentioning that.

::Growls::

[beastkingnaoma]

He lightly pushes her away.

"Well. Fine."

[daredevildame]

So why do you assume I must be in trouble!?

[beastkingnaoma]

"You're disguised like an idiot."

[daredevildame]

SOOO!? ::Flails, looking like a dumbfuck.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"I don't think reporters are after you."

[daredevildame]

... Even if I wanted your help, what could you do? Punch things?

[beastkingnaoma]

"I can do a lot of stuff!"

He holds her down with a single finger on her forehead.

[daredevildame]

... So you're useless.

[beastkingnaoma]

He presses harder.

"No. Wrong again."

[daredevildame]

::Flails::

Brute strength is useless!

[beastkingnaoma]

"I have more than that, twit!"

[daredevildame]

Like what!?

[beastkingnaoma]

"Math."

[daredevildame]

... You can do math? ::Starts laughing at you like a shrill harpy.::

[beastkingnaoma]

He stares.

Then yanks her hat over her head again.

"I AM FAIRLY SMART YOU KNOW. YES I CAN DO MATH. ALSO I CAN SEE MATH."

[daredevildame]

::Whaps at you with suddenly appearing magic sword.:: ndnlgsdgkllkj!

[beastkingnaoma]

He manuevers behind her, holding the hat over her

"APOLOGIZE."

[daredevildame]

Screw you, you useless ape! Your fists can't even do anything! ::Flail::